You're all losers, fair enough?

How to get rich, as taught by a rich guy to a room full of poor idiots.

When you're the rich guy, don't forget to:

Compile a list of these idiots addresses and information - spammers will pay top dollar for a mailing list full of proven morons.

Talk about all the information you're going to give everyone to make them rich, that should take about 45 minutes.

Take a good 5 minutes to actually give some of that information.

Spend the last hour and 10 minutes selling something else, don't forget to mention that what your selling is the only way to utilize that 5 minutes of good information you put forth (it's ok to lie, idiots have no way of knowing).

All that's left is to accept cash, credit cards from people with no cash (they're already in debt, it's cool to let them dig deeper), and checks that will surely bounce (you don't need to try to cash these, just keep them as a memento).

Rinse and repeat.